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Another thing Enrique likes: Not trying too hard
Enrique Iglasias
I Like It
Club Anthem
#33 (HiMid)
Dec 23, 2010
Enrique Iglesias
Nadir Khayat
Armando PĂ©rez
Lionel Richie
RedOne
I Like It
Club Anthem
#33 (HiMid)
Dec 23, 2010
Enrique Iglesias
Nadir Khayat
Armando PĂ©rez
Lionel Richie
RedOne
The spots around
#11 are still jammed up with songs I've already reviewed, so we groan
and head into the next euro dance pop track... I'm not about to
pretend that this song isn't all kinds of terrible, but it is pretty
lively. Sure, “I Like It” is guilty of everything I hate about
this stuff (stock house synths, autotuned vocals, uninventive beats,
moronic lyrics, and a structure so dated and overused it might be
template included in Apple's Garageband studio software), but it is
slightly less guilty than a lot of songs in its weight class. That
it has any lively bounce at all is pretty helpful; most songs like
this are so lifeless and stale-sounding I can't imagine anyone
dancing to them.
Past that, all of
my previous complaints remain valid-- can we please, please,
stop holding four chords on a trancegate-equipped keyboard and
setting it to a house beat? I don't want to keep complaining about
it, but it just keeps happening. Since it all happens in exactly
the same way, the songs grouped together by this laziness are all pretty indistinguishable...
Well, duh.
Next up, a song
about how good food tastes when you're hungry.
Or about how being
in love is better than being sad. (Oh hell, I just tripped over the
delta between broad satire and actual songs.)
The bridge offers
two concepts that smack of an overt 80'sness: shaking your love
(which has been lying dormant since the era of Debbie Gibson), and
not stopping until you get enough (who was that guy with the one
glove? I seem to remember him being a really good dancer). This
doesn't really bother me that much-- if a dance/club/party song is
free of the kind of lyrical atrocities you'll find in Dynamite, I'll
give it a pass.
This is the second
Pitbull guest spot, and I think I like him in that role. Granted,
“Bon Bon” was nails-on-a-chalkboard bad, but I kind of like him
rapping the guest verse in these dance songs. Then again, I don't
really like these dance songs, so by the time Pitbull shows up, he's
usually a break in the drudgery that comes with generic-sounding
tracks.
My most enduring
complaint is that it's just another one of these songs... When
track after track is just the same song over again, it's awfully hard
to write anything about them. The lyrics aren't as stupid as Taio Cruz's and the beats aren't as limp as Rihanna's, but it's not really
much different from those songs either.
Stay with the song, walk away, or run like hell:
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