Initially, I really wanted to make a cultural reference, but I just couldn't find a way to make a magnificent trio into something that split into something I loved, was okay with, and hated. Seriously, if you were a great trio (like Groucho, Chico, and Harpo), I loved all of you... the best I could do was Butters, Kyle, and Cartman, and even that was a poor measure.
Over a time, I went back to square one: run, walk, or stay. This should be pretty easy to understand, but let's clarify:
 | Stay | I want to stay with this song; this is a cozy tune I will listen to in my normal life, like any song I'd listen to as a normal guy listening to music I love. This is the highest praise I can give. |
|---|---|---|
| Walk | I can walk away. It's not bad... it may even be good, but it's not good enough for me to stay. Even if I appreciate this song, it's not good enough to hang in my headphones for weeks; even if I'm not keen on this tune, it's not so bad as the music that inspires RUN! | |
 | RUN! | Oh please, make it stop. It's hard to believe anyone can listen to music this empty and soulless without being sucked into a terrible void. Your best bet is to run like hell and hope the zombie apocalypse doesn't catch up to you. |
I kept trying to make it more fun, but I like Blossom, Bubbles. and Butterercup equally.... and I tried Zim, Dib, and Gaz... Michael, Buster, and GOB... even Team Venture, Sphinx, and The Guild... but I can't actually find a trio where I love one member, am ambivalent about another, and hate the third.
For right now, you're stuck with my arbitrary rating system
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